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You know you're a demo coordinator when....
posted by AC Shilton at 08:24 PM on August 25, 2007
You know you’re a Specialized Demo Coordinator When:
- A 7,000 dollar S-works bike gets knocked over and you don’t even flinch
- You can tell someone what the breakfast buffet at any given hotel chain will be: Hampton Inns have fruit salad, Comfort inns have waffle makers and LaQuintas have these weird sausage biscuit things.
- You can answer emails and set up suspension at the same time.
- At a group ride everyone gangs up to “drop the kid from Specialized.”
- You’ve listened to country music at least once, probably in South Dakota when there was nothing else on and you probably even enjoyed it a little.
- You have had to have your credit limit raised
- You have tried to straighten a rim with a screw driver, when that didn’t work you tried a hammer, and when that didn’t work, you got a bigger hammer.
- Even with step-by-step directions you still can’t order things from oracle.
- When you go on vacation you put up your away from the office message as saying “I will be out of the van from the 12-18.”
- You’ve eaten a free hotdog for breakfast because it was the only thing you could get your hands on. (lets think about the meaning of free hotdogs for a second here too, some things in life just shouldn’t be free, and when they are, they should definitely give you pause.)
- You have not ridden the same singletrack twice this year
- You have the best job in the world.
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Comments (2)
09:06 AM on August 30, 2007 UTC Alli Eddy wrote:
awe. i do have the greatest job in world! just wanted to say hey! i'm having a BLAST ou here! see you in vegas soon!
04:11 PM on October 08, 2007 UTC miSICKLE wrote:
i'm jealous.